I will always be worried about that song “Iwo lo do that thing for me” by Tope Alabi anytime it burst out of the speakers don’t mind me please, perhaps I have a bad mind! Yet that’s my weekend alarm!
My name is Sinmi Attitude, better known as Sinmi the troublelover, I seek it for a living.
I’m presently on my bed still laughing at all the random thoughts coming to my heart. It’s Saturday and I don’t have to do anything than imagine the next trouble I’d cause coming week for somebody’s Daddy.
Thinking about all the trouble I found through the previous week and Thursday evening was the highlight. I’ve always imagined how I’d respond to the issue of “Somebody’s Daddy standing on the express, wearing black on black, asking for money with so much gutsy, I was always irritated and my love for trouble made me ask why do you always ask for money oga popo? That moment was everything I hoped it would be!
Kassala burst and my friends were in the car with me.
This somebody daddy started shouted on my head and called his other somebody daddy’s and they were all saying different things at the same time and my not so worried look only infuriated them the more;
You must be stupid!
You must plan to sleep in the cell tonight!
Come down here!
See this riffraffs!
Is it not because of you people we are here!
Stupid and lazy youths!
How you even take get this fine car?!
Come down here!
I did not move and all sides were locked, my friends kept quiet recording all moment on their iOS unknown to the popo guys
After much shout, I gave them another question as one of them was just about to drag my Gucci tees “oga popo, how much is my share in all this?” Since you want to be using us to do business?
Another episode of disorganized and elementary comments started pouring out!
You must be mad!
Open this car now or I punch your tires!
This one go sleep cell las las!
Who you be!
All of them na yahoo den dey do!
Afterwhile, I responded and this time the silence was heavier than their previous noises;
“Oga popo, this money you’re collecting goes to my dad and I collect 20% daily while you all collect 5% so why are you railing!”
Their silence made my friends burst into laughter Sinmi omo baba the Attitude!!!!! They exclaimed
“Oga popo! His dad na IGP ooo, the one and only “baba the attitude”, dey no dey gree saa but hin go still collect una money”
Well, you know how it ended already. My Dad refused to talk to me, no 20% again! Somebody’s daddy is still on the express and I’m here in my bed thinking about the next trouble I’d cause.
So you know why I chose that song for my alarm… bye for now! Somebody’s Daddy.
